with a little bit of me for spice.

90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

90s90s90s:

In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

(Source: platypuspreponderance)

annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

Only for that comment

annieandfinnickodair:

breakmefromtheinside:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

Only for that comment

(Source: ourmostbrilliantfriends)

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

(Source: epic-humor)

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan)

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

(Source: daryl-the-lil-asskicker)

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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(Source: iguanamouth)

storytime-writings:

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

every time you re-watch a tv episode

aperplexingpuzzle:

trendingly:

27 Incredible Views You’d Only See If You Were A Bird

Click Here To See Them All

so did they attach cameras to birds or

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came…

20daysofjune:

When white people click anon:
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When white people forget to click anon:
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(Source: 20daysofjune)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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dennys:

TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT!
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?!
The 2-4-6-8 menu and anthropomorphized Baja Quesadilla Burgers!

dennys:

TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT!

WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?!

The 2-4-6-8 menu and anthropomorphized Baja Quesadilla Burgers!